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Motivational Medical Quotes

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If you look at the human condition today,
not everyone is well fed, has access to good medical care,
or the physical basics that provide for a healthy and a happy life.
- Ralph Merkle

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding
equals ten dollars' worth of medical science.
- Martin H. Fischer

Medical liability reform is not a Republican or Democrat
issue or even a doctor versus lawyer issue.
It is a patient issue.
- John Ensign

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights.
Decisions ought to be made by doctors,
not accountants.
- Charles Schumer


 

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club.
You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
- Erma Bombeck

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office
and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight
more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
- Nicolas Cage

The art of medicine was to be properly learned only
from its practice and its exercise.
- Thomas Sydenham


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I regret to this day that I never went to college.
I feel I should have been a doctor.
- Ty Cobb

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives,
but still hidden from the public, is that most things
get better by themselves;
most things,
in fact, are better in the morning.
- Lewis Thomas

Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions.
I had Barbie Goes Rambo.
- Zoe Saldana

Time is generally the best doctor.
- Ovid

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Erma Bombeck

As a medical doctor, it is my duty to evaluate the
situation with as much data as I can gather and as
much expertise as I have and as much experience as
I have to determine whether or not the wish of the
patient is medically justified.
- Jack Kevorkian

Mammograms are really sort of a gift.
You can either catch something early or count your
lucky stars because nothing was discovered.
Either way, you're ahead of the game.
- Charlotte Ross

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
- Cass Canfield

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress;
when I get tired of one,
I spend the night with the other.
- Anton Chekhov

One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview
with a doctor than from any human experience.
- Alice James

Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed;
to kindness,
to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.
- Marcel Proust

Modern medicine is a negation of health.
It isn't organized to serve human health,
but only itself, as an institution.
It makes more people sick than it heals.
- Ivan Illich

Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor.
It cannot be created.
- Peter Shaffer

In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the
most exquisite form of torture ever known to man:
survival.
- Edward Everett Hale

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription,
but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
- Earl Wilson

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind;
the lawyer all the wickedness,
the theologian all the stupidity.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family
medicine doesn't have any procedures.
- David Jones

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- Rodney Dangerfield

The physician's highest calling, his only calling,
is to make sick people healthy - to heal,
as it is termed.
- Samuel Hahnemann

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next
world than even we generals.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

If you want total security, go to prison.
There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on.
The only thing lacking... is freedom.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
- Groucho Marx

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health.
I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
- Zach Braff

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up.
You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who
claim they are treating pregnant men.
- Isaac Asimov

My doctor gave me six months to live,
but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
- Walter Matthau

America has the best doctors, the best nurses,
the best hospitals, the best medical technology,
the best medical breakthrough medicines in the world.
There is absolutely no reason we should not have in
this country the best health care in the world.
- Bill Frist

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.
- Martha Beck

A physician's physiology has much the same relation
to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has
to his power of influencing conduct.
- Samuel Butler

You can die of the cure before you die of the illness.
- Michael Landon

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people
come from their intelligence.
They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.
- Marcel Proust

A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances
must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically
necessary to protect her from serious physical harm.
- Barbara Mikulski

Doctors are just the same as lawyers;
the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

Medicine sometimes snatches away health,
sometimes gives it.
- Ovid

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation,
he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
- Henny Youngman

As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology,
but they find the cost prohibitive.
- Nathan Deal

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed
that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- Rita Rudner

I've got to go.
That's one of the penalties of being a doctor.
I never seem to finish a conversation.
- Robert M. Fresco

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately.
Ring the nearest golf course.
- Groucho Marx

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis,
and I said compared to who?
- Jay London

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
- Hippocrates

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down -
at least he did until he dropped dead.
- Cesar Romero

I got the bill for my surgery.
Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
- James H. Boren

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
- Dizzy Dean

They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
- Plato

The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.
- Denis Diderot

Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close
minded than regular people.
- Alex Chiu

When a man goes through six years training to be a
doctor he will never be the same.
He knows too much.
- Enid Bagnold

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize
that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
- Norman Cousins

Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God,
I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane.
I said, if I have a stroke on a plane,
I hope the pretend doctor isn't the one on the plane.
I want a real doctor.
- Anthony Edwards

I don't believe medical discoveries are doing much to advance human life.
As fast as we create ways to extend it we are inventing ways to shorten it.
- Christiaan Barnard

If we don't change, millions of American families are
just one medical emergency,
or one layoff, away from financial disaster and bankruptcy.
- Jim Cooper

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that
rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature.
Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
- Tina Fey

I have many times thought I did the wrong thing,
but the reason was not to be a medical doctor -
it was just to have the information.
But then, maybe I was wrong, I don't know.
- Lennart Nilsson

Only medical hypnosis is capable of opening up amnesia.
- Betty Hill

Radio interoperability is essential for our police,
fire, and emergency medical service departments to
communicate with each other in times of emergency.
- Lucille Roybal-Allard

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour:
don't lock arms and block medical clinics.
If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
- Bill Hicks

To date, embryonic stem cell research has not produced
a single medical treatment,
where ethical, adult stem cell research has produced
some 67 medical miracles.
- Mike Pence

We have the greatest hospitals, doctors,
and medical technology in the world -
we need to make them accessible to every American.
- Barbara Boxer

The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination,
medicine and medical care than do the workers upon
whom the rich man's wealth is built.
- Samora Machel

Medical physics is an applied area of physics.
- John Cameron

Kids coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan deserve
to come back to 21st century medical care.
- Anthony Principi

I am very abnormal...
But it wasn't very long ago that I wasn't so abnormal.
I was very normal and headed for a lifetime of paying
medical bills as proof of my normalcy.
- Dirk Benedict

My mother was told she couldn't go to medical school
because she was a woman and a Jew.
So she became a teacher in the New York City public school system.
- Marilyn Hacker

The public has lost faith in the ability of Social
Security and Medicare to provide for old age.
They've lost faith in the banking system and in conventional medical insurance.
- Ron Chernow


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