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Motivational Chuckle Quotes

May these quotes about Chuckle inspire and motivate you.

If by chance some day you're not feeling well
and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done
and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart,
then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
- Red Skelton

If you tried to give rock and roll another name,
you might call it "Chuck Berry."
- John Lennon

Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)


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Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To live is to choose. But to choose well,
you must know who you are and what you stand for,
where you want to go and why you want to get there.
- Kofi Annan

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is
whatever you ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell


 

Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
- Confucius

The way to happiness is what I call Zero-Based Gratitude.
Each day be happy and grateful for what you have,
independent of yesterday and of other people.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Once you label me, you negate me.
- Soren Kierkegaard

You have to do your own growing
no matter how tall your grandfather was.
- Abraham Lincoln

If you want to improve,
be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
- Epictetus

When angry, count to ten before you speak.
If very angry, count to one hundred.
- Thomas Jefferson

The truth is a snare:
you cannot have it, without being caught.
You cannot have the truth
in such a way that you catch it,
but only in such a way that it catches you.
- Soren Kierkegaard

If you want peace, stop fighting.
If you want peace of mind,
stop fighting with your thoughts.
- Peter McWilliams

Put some distance between yourself
and whatever is concerning you.
Distance in space or time
always creates a new perspective.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What I recognized is that you can't put it together.
It's already together, and what you have to do
is experience it being together.
- Werner Erhard

You do ill if you praise, but worse
if you censure, what you do not understand.
- Leonardo da Vinci

It's not what you look at that matters,
it's what you see.
- Henry David Thoreau

You must unlearn what you have learned.
- the character Yoda in the movie Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

If you wish to see the truth,
then hold no opinion for or against.
- Osho

If you would take, you must first give,
this is the beginning of intelligence.
- Lao Tzu

For everything you have missed,
you have gained something else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your eyes must not determine what you see. pay attention.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The farther backward you can look,
the farther forward you can see.
- Winston Churchill

Re-examine all that you have been told...
dismiss that which insults your soul.
- Walt Whitman

Choose the World You See,
and See the World You Choose.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Stand Tall, Stand Proud.
Know that you are unique and magnificent.
You do not need the approval of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nearly everything you do is of no importance,
but it is important that you do it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The mind is everything.
What you think you become.
- The Buddha

If you would lift me up you must be on higher ground.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You create stress in your life by getting angry,
and you can instantly remove
that stress by granting forgiveness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The more you know the less you feel.
- Bono

The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.
- Joseph Campbell

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

May you never forget what is worth remembering,
or remember what is best forgotten.
- Anonymous

In silence you hear who you are becoming.
You create yourself.
- Jewel

When you ask the wrong question,
you usually get a nonsense answer.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Pride comes in two flavors -
be careful which you choose -
choose honor, not ego.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
- Socrates

You uncover what is,
when you get rid of what isn't.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

When any situation arises which tempts you to become disturbed,
say: "There is another way of looking at this."
- A Course In Miracles

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers.
You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
- Naguib Mahfouz

If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm,
you'll never enjoy the sunshine.
- Morris West

You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra

Stand often in the company of dreamers.
They believe you can achieve impossible things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Reality is what you believe it to be.
It's what you put your thought and energy into,
because your hands physically manifest thought.
So your world becomes what you feel and what you think.
- Jewel

The trouble is,
if you don't risk anything,
you risk even more.
- Erica Jong

May you live all the days of your life.
- Jonathan Swift

He who angers you conquers you.
- Elizabeth Kenny

Faith is taking the first step,
even when you don't see the whole staircase.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is always wise to look ahead,
but difficult to look further than you can see.
- Winston Churchill

If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right.
Men will believe what they see.
- Henry David Thoreau

The more you expect, the more you get disappointed in life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

Your thoughts create your reality.
Your mind is more powerful than you know.
- Neale Donald Walsch

If things are not as you wish,
wish them as they are.
- Yiddish Proverb

What you plant now, you will harvest later.
- Og Mandino

It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out;
it's the grain of sand in your shoe.
- Robert W. Service

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton

It is by going down into the abyss
that we recover the treasures of life.
Where you stumble, there lies your treasure.
- Joseph Campbell

Dare to dream of your great success.
Become intimate with those things
which deeply motivate you
and regularly work toward
the realization of that mission.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)

By letting it go it all gets done.
The world is won by those who let it go.
But when you try and try.
The world is beyond the winning.
- Lao Tzu

Your word is the power that you have to create
- don Miguel Ruiz

To be conscious that you are ignorant
is a great step to knowledge.
- Benjamin Disraeli

When you argue with reality,
you lose - but only always.
- Byron Katie

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed;
if in terms of ten years, plant trees;
if in terms of 100 years, teach the people.
- Confucius

Wherever you go, there you are.
- Traditional Zen Proverb


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