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Milton Berle Quotes

I hope you find these Milton Berle Quotes inspiring and motivational.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle

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You can lead a man to Congress,
but you can't make him think.
- Milton Berle

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
- Milton Berle

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
- Milton Berle


 

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him,
we'd be watching television by candlelight.
- Milton Berle

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
- Milton Berle

The company accountant is shy and retiring.
He's shy a quarter of a million dollars.
That's why he's retiring.
- Milton Berle


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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
- Milton Berle

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.
- Milton Berle

I just filled out my income tax forms.
Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
- Milton Berle

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders
a pastrami on white bread,
somewhere a Jew dies.
- Milton Berle

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband.
I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
- Milton Berle

Laughter is an instant vacation.
- Milton Berle

I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been,
by far; for a might have-been has never been,
but a has was once an are.
- Milton Berle

Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis"
is composed of two characters.
One represents danger and the other represents opportunity.
- John F. Kennedy

Three Rules of Work:
Out of clutter find simplicity;
From discord find harmony;
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
- Albert Einstein

Failure is only the opportunity to
begin again more intelligently.
- Henry Ford

There is no security on this Earth,
there is only opportunity.
- Douglas MacArthur

Nothing is more expensive than a missed opportunity.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Opportunity is missed by most people
because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
- Thomas Edison

The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready
for his opportunity when it comes.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Our opportunity is to Soar our Spirit.
To see Light and Joy in everything.
To spread our wings and fly boldly.
To give thanks for rainbows and butterflies -
our symbols of renewal and rebirth.
To offer daily Thanksgiving - for ourselves, our family,
our friends, our community, for the whole world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity;
an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
- Winston Churchill

In the midst of crisis, boldly seize opportunity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The opportunity for greater courage
comes in the most ordinary of moments.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Keep courage. Whatever you do,
do not feel sorry for yourself.
You will win in a great age of opportunity.
- Richard L. Evans

Your big opportunity may be right where you are now.
- Napoleon Hill

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility,
never an opportunity.
- Khalil Gibran

In the midst of difficulty lies opportunity.
- Albert Einstein

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity.
- Seneca

Like a Cat, I am Independent, Patient, Alert, and Decisive.
When the time is right, I pounce on opportunity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Wherever there is a human being,
there is an opportunity for a kindness.
- Seneca

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful,
for beauty is God's handwriting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I take every opportunity to articulate to others
the ways that they have blessed and influenced me.
I hold sweet memories of making the opportunity
to thank teachers who have influenced me.
I encourage everyone to seize opportunities
to tell people who have made a gift of knowledge or influence.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

RESPONSIBILITY: Fulfill the obligations that the past posts to me.
Embrace the opportunity for service based in love.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The less I take the difficulties of my life as personal affront,
and the more I use them as an opportunity to learn and grow...
the easier I sleep at night.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

America is another name for opportunity.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ask today as you consider the many choices in your view -
what is the highest and best use
of your talents, skills and abilities?
When you answer that, seize the opportunity
to sharpen those qualities even more sharply
by applying your focused effort.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Forgive and give as if it were your last opportunity.
Love like there's no tomorrow, and if tomorrow comes, love again.
- Max Lucado

Healing in a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.
- Hippocrates

Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.
- Betty Friedan

The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself every
time you meet a human being.
- Jane Wyman

Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again,
this time more intelligently.
- Henry Ford

Manage the remarkable balance between acting
from your heart and close to your gifts
with completing the obligations
that your labor and tasks require of you.
Leverage opportunity AND seize joy.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Our opportunity is to love ourselves exactly as we are -
with all our joys and sufferings.
To be grateful for everything.
To forgive ourselves for our doubts of our own worthiness -
for we have no need to be anything other than what we are.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions -
it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol

France is delighted at this new opportunity to show
the world that when one has the will one can succeed
in joining peoples who have been brought close by history.
- Francois Mitterrand

It's been a long road back to health and fitness for me.
I am just glad to have been given the opportunity to do what I love most.
- Jonah Lomu

Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.
- Mike Singletary

Manage through the uncertainties.
Practice appropriate actions and participate in healthy choices.
Value and celebrate the loyalty of the individuals around you:
celebrate their competencies and successes, as well as your own.
Build up your circle and reinforce it at every opportunity.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
- Kyle Chandler

To find out what one is fitted to do,
and to secure an opportunity to do it,
is the key to happiness.
- John Dewey

Too many people are thinking of security
instead of opportunity.
They seem more afraid of life than death.
- James F. Bymes

Our opportunity is to visualize a kinder world.
To sing glad songs of tomorrow -
imagining a world of love -
of the whole world filled with love.
To offer our hand... often.
To breathe deeply and honor ourselves.
To pause and contemplate... just because.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on
the rungs of opportunity.
- Ayn Rand

But if each man could have his own house,
a large garden to cultivate and healthy surroundings -
then,
I thought, there will be for them a better opportunity of a happy family life.
- George Cadbury

Instead of being presented with stereotypes
by age, sex, color, class, or religion,
children must have the opportunity
to learn that within each range,
some people are loathsome and some are delightful.
- Margaret Mead

Part of your heritage in this society is the opportunity
to become financially independent.
- Jim Rohn

Change brings opportunity.
- Nido Qubein

Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.
- Bobby Unser

All that is valuable in human society
depends upon the opportunity for development
accorded the individual.
- Albert Einstein

Discourage litigation.
Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can.
As a peacemaker the lawyer has
superior opportunity of being a good man.
There will still be business enough.
- Abraham Lincoln

Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Cheer for endings - whether goals have been met or not -
whether the ending is tidy or ragged.
Without endings, there would be neither the opportunity
nor the incentive to think new thoughts,
and to begin great new projects.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready
for his opportunity when it comes.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Our opportunity is always to make the choice for Joy.
To see the world with new eyes - open eyes - loving eyes.
To choose compassion and understanding -
for ourselves, our family, our friends,
our community, for the whole world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade.
- Tom Peters

Europe has always represented a major strategic opportunity
to achieve our goal of creating and building an enduring global brand.
- Howard Schultz

They gave me a second opportunity and 45 years later I'm still here.
- Tony Oliva


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