Funny Bible Quotes

Lighthearted funny Bible quotes that bring humor and joy to faith and spiritual reflection.

21 quotes
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Proverbs 21:20
Judge not, that you be not judged.
Matthew 7:1
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.
Matthew 5:5
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Matthew 7:12
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
Matthew 19:24
Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.
Matthew 5:9
God helps those who help themselves.
Proverbs (often misattributed)
Turn the other cheek.
Matthew 5:39
Faith can move mountains.
Matthew 17:20
Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God.
Matthew 4:4
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
John 8:7
Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself.
Matthew 6:34
The love of money is the root of all evil.
1 Timothy 6:10
He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first.
John 8:7
Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.
Matthew 7:7
Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall.
Proverbs 16:18
The truth will set you free.
John 8:32
The last shall be first, and the first last.
Matthew 20:16
Love your neighbor as yourself.
Mark 12:31
Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you.
1 Peter 5:7
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
Psalm 23:1