Funny Bible Quotes
Lighthearted funny Bible quotes that bring humor and joy to faith and spiritual reflection.
21 quotes
“A fool and his money are soon parted.”
— Proverbs 21:20
“Judge not, that you be not judged.”
— Matthew 7:1
“Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.”
— Matthew 5:5
“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”
— Matthew 7:12
“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”
— Matthew 19:24
“Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.”
— Matthew 5:9
“God helps those who help themselves.”
— Proverbs (often misattributed)
“Turn the other cheek.”
— Matthew 5:39
“Faith can move mountains.”
— Matthew 17:20
“Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceeds from the mouth of God.”
— Matthew 4:4
“Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.”
— John 8:7
“Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself.”
— Matthew 6:34
“The love of money is the root of all evil.”
— 1 Timothy 6:10
“He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first.”
— John 8:7
“Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.”
— Matthew 7:7
“Pride goes before destruction, a haughty spirit before a fall.”
— Proverbs 16:18
“The truth will set you free.”
— John 8:32
“The last shall be first, and the first last.”
— Matthew 20:16
“Love your neighbor as yourself.”
— Mark 12:31
“Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you.”
— 1 Peter 5:7
“The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.”
— Psalm 23:1