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Motivational Sarcasm Quotes

May these quotes about Sarcasm inspire and motivate you.

You have no values. With you its all nihilism,
cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

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While you can and should keep your composure and happiness
regardless of circumstances - regardless of your friends,
family and co-workers - regardless of gossip, sarcasm, and negativity.
Nonetheless, life is much easier and more pleasant
when you spend as much time as possible
in the company of enthusiastic positive people -
not necessarily those who agree with you,
but those who respect your right to your point of view.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is
whatever you ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

To live is to choose. But to choose well,
you must know who you are and what you stand for,
where you want to go and why you want to get there.
- Kofi Annan

Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
- Confucius

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)

The greatest mistake you can make in life
is to be continually fearing you will make one.
- Elbert Hubbard

There are some things you learn best in calm,
and some in storm.
- Willa Cather

Improve what you can
and accept all the rest of life
just as it comes.
Know that fear is your worst enemy -
perhaps your only enemy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain

In silence you hear who you are becoming.
You create yourself.
- Jewel

Reality is what you believe it to be.
It's what you put your thought and energy into,
because your hands physically manifest thought.
So your world becomes what you feel and what you think.
- Jewel

If you want reality to be different than it is,
you might as well try to teach a cat to bark.
- Byron Katie

If you have found your truth within yourself
there is nothing more in this whole existence to find.
- Osho

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton

It is idle to dread what you cannot avoid.
- Publilius Syrus

What you plant now, you will harvest later.
- Og Mandino

Majority rule only works if you're also
considering individual rights,
because you can't have five wolves and one sheep
voting on what to have for dinner.
- Larry Flynt

The things of this world exist;
they are; you can't refuse them.
- Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching - Book One #2 - version by Ursula K. Le Guin

When you keep getting the wrong answers,
try asking better questions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Dare to dream of your great success.
Become intimate with those things
which deeply motivate you
and regularly work toward
the realization of that mission.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

He who angers you conquers you.
- Elizabeth Kenny

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed;
if in terms of ten years, plant trees;
if in terms of 100 years, teach the people.
- Confucius

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie

Stand often in the company of dreamers.
They believe you can achieve impossible things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Celebrate what you want to see more of.
- Tom Peters

Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.
- Henry David Thoreau

You have to learn the rules of the game.
And then you have to play better than anyone else.
- Albert Einstein

Face the facts of being what you are,
for that is what changes what you are.
- Soren Kierkegaard

How do you want to be remembered?
Live life full out - Begin today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you wait for opportunities to occur,
you will be one of the crowd.
- Edward de Bono

Stand Tall, Stand Proud.
Know that you are unique and magnificent.
You do not need the approval of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You cannot teach a man anything;
you can only help him find it within himself.
- Galileo Galilei

When you argue with reality,
you lose - but only always.
- Byron Katie

No one can give you freedom but you.
- Byron Katie

Books are mirrors:
you only see in them what you already have inside you.
- Carlos Ruiz Zafon

If you want to improve,
be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
- Epictetus

Whenever you are angry, be assured that
it is not only a present evil,
but that you have increased a habit.
- Epictetus

As soon as you trust yourself,
you will know how to live.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll

Look to be treated by others as you have treated others.
- Publilius Syrus

If you realize that all things change,
there is nothing you will try to hold on to.
If you are not afraid of dying,
there is nothing you cannot achieve.
- Lao Tzu

You grow up the day you have
your first real laugh - at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore

There is no value in life except what you choose to place upon it
and no happiness in any place except what you bring to it yourself.
- Henry David Thoreau

What you are comes to you.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
- Socrates

Life is not about how fast you run
or how high you climb
but how well you bounce.
- Vivian Komori

The way to happiness is what I call Zero-Based Gratitude.
Each day be happy and grateful for what you have,
independent of yesterday and of other people.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Remember that not getting what you want
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Know that you have a choice about
everything you do and everything you do not do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only questions that really matter are the ones you ask yourself.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
- Thomas Jefferson
(also attributed to Benjamin Franklin and Lord Chesterfield)

It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out;
it's the grain of sand in your shoe.
- Robert W. Service

Never Let Anyone Get Your Goat,
Push Your Buttons,
Get You Riled Up,
or Annoy You.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
- Socrates

The question is not what you look at, but what you see.
- Henry David Thoreau

Your eyes must not determine what you see. pay attention.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm,
you'll never enjoy the sunshine.
- Morris West

Faith is taking the first step,
even when you don't see the whole staircase.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
- Lao Tzu

To be conscious that you are ignorant
is a great step to knowledge.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Look at everything as though you were seeing it
either for the first or last time.
Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.
- Betty Smith

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers.
You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
- Naguib Mahfouz

Happiness is a choice.
You grieve, you stomp your feet,
you pick yourself up and choose to be happy.
- Lucy Lawless

Look twice before you leap.
- Charlotte Bronte

Do not let what you cannot do
interfere with what you can do.
- John Wooden


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