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My way of joking is telling the truth;
that is the funniest joke in the world.
- George Bernard Shaw
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
- Anonymous
A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill
You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)
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Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes
when they're not so good,
and sympathizes with your problems
when they're not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasgow
Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is
whatever you ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell
Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson
Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)
To live is to choose. But to choose well,
you must know who you are and what you stand for,
where you want to go and why you want to get there.
- Kofi Annan
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
- Confucius
Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
He who angers you conquers you.
- Elizabeth Kenny
When you do your best
you learn to accept yourself
- don Miguel Ruiz
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.
Live your life so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
- Indian Proverb
You have to do your own growing
no matter how tall your grandfather was.
- Abraham Lincoln
If you have found your truth within yourself
there is nothing more in this whole existence to find.
- Osho
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
- Epictetus
Once you label me, you negate me.
- Soren Kierkegaard
Do not blame the thistle that you see no beauty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you do not change direction,
you may end up where you are heading.
- Lao Tzu
Remember that not getting what you want
is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Re-examine all that you have been told...
dismiss that which insults your soul.
- Walt Whitman
Your thoughts create your reality.
Your mind is more powerful than you know.
- Neale Donald Walsch
Before you criticize a man,
walk a mile in his shoes.
- Anonymous
For everything you have missed,
you have gained something else,
and for everything you gain,
you lose something else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The mind is everything.
What you think you become.
- The Buddha
If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed;
if in terms of ten years, plant trees;
if in terms of 100 years, teach the people.
- Confucius
If you want peace, stop fighting.
If you want peace of mind,
stop fighting with your thoughts.
- Peter McWilliams
You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous
All your anxiety is because of your desire for harmony.
Seek disharmony, then you will gain peace.
- Rumi
Half of everything you were ever taught is wrong;
the question is which half.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
May you live all the days of your life.
- Jonathan Swift
Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
- Native American Proverb
If you shut the door to all errors,
truth will be shut out.
- Rabindranath Tagore
"Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely,
"and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
- Lewis Carroll
Your eyes must not determine what you see. pay attention.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
If you are the master, be sometimes blind,
if you are the servant, be sometimes deaf.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
Unless you try to do something
beyond what you have already mastered,
you will never grow.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nearly everything you do is of no importance,
but it is important that you do it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
The greatest mistake you can make in life
is to be continually fearing you will make one.
- Elbert Hubbard
No one can give you freedom but you.
- Byron Katie
It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you,
but your opinion that these things are insulting.
- Epictetus
Whatever you do may seem insignificant to you,
but it is most important that you do it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Life is like a game of cards.
The hand you are dealt is determinism;
the way you play it is free will.
- Jawaharlal Nehru
Let the refining and improving of your own life
keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
- Socrates
If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right.
Men will believe what they see.
- Henry David Thoreau
The things of this world exist;
they are; you can't refuse them.
- Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching - Book One #2 - version by Ursula K. Le Guin
Sing like no one's listening,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like nobody's watching,
and live like its heaven on earth.
- Mark Twain
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
You cannot hate other people without hating yourself.
- Oprah Winfrey
You can never solve a problem on the level
on which it was created.
- Albert Einstein
If you understand, things are just as they are;
if you do not understand, things are just as they are.
- Zen Proverb
Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Whenever you are angry, be assured that
it is not only a present evil,
but that you have increased a habit.
- Epictetus
Look twice before you leap.
- Charlotte Bronte
Mastery is not measured by the number of terrible
things you eliminate from your life, but by
the number of times you eliminate calling them terrible.
- Neale Donald Walsch
You can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
- Village People
Judge your natural character
by what you do in your dreams.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.
- Henry David Thoreau
A wonderful gift may not be wrapped as you expect
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
When you argue with reality,
you lose - but only always.
- Byron Katie
Improve what you can
and accept all the rest of life
just as it comes.
Know that fear is your worst enemy -
perhaps your only enemy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
"To know" is to know that you know nothing.
That is the meaning of true knowledge.
- Confucius
If you want to improve,
be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
- Epictetus
Life is what you make it.
- Anonymous
To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White
If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm,
you'll never enjoy the sunshine.
- Morris West
When any situation arises which tempts you to become disturbed,
say: "There is another way of looking at this."
- A Course In Miracles
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