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My way of joking is telling the truth;
that is the funniest joke in the world.
- George Bernard Shaw
A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill
Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.
- Anonymous
You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)
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Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes
when they're not so good,
and sympathizes with your problems
when they're not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasgow
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
- Confucius
The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson
Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)
Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is
whatever you ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell
To live is to choose. But to choose well,
you must know who you are and what you stand for,
where you want to go and why you want to get there.
- Kofi Annan
Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
There are some things you learn best in calm,
and some in storm.
- Willa Cather
The more you know the less you feel.
- Bono
If you are the master, be sometimes blind,
if you are the servant, be sometimes deaf.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
No one can give you better advice than yourself.
- Cicero
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
- Socrates
Life is like a game of cards.
The hand you are dealt is determinism;
the way you play it is free will.
- Jawaharlal Nehru
You create stress in your life by getting angry,
and you can instantly remove
that stress by granting forgiveness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Look twice before you leap.
- Charlotte Bronte
See life as ugly and painful - if you choose,
or see it as beautiful and joyful.
There is no inherent meaning in life.
We give life its meaning.
It's our Choice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
May you live all the days of your life.
- Jonathan Swift
It is always wise to look ahead,
but difficult to look further than you can see.
- Winston Churchill
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing,
of just going along,
listening to all the things you can't hear,
and not bothering.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)
When any situation arises which tempts you to become disturbed,
say: "There is another way of looking at this."
- A Course In Miracles
You can't have five wolves and one sheep
voting on what to have for dinner.
- Larry Flynt
Stand often in the company of dreamers.
They believe you can achieve impossible things.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
You have to learn the rules of the game.
And then you have to play better than anyone else.
- Albert Einstein
If you want to improve,
be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
- Epictetus
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
- Thomas Jefferson
(also attributed to Benjamin Franklin and Lord Chesterfield)
Happiness is a choice.
You grieve, you stomp your feet,
you pick yourself up and choose to be happy.
- Lucy Lawless
You grow up the day you have
your first real laugh - at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore
You can't base your life on other people's expectations.
- Stevie Wonder
Do not seek to bring things to pass
in accordance with your wishes,
but wish for them as they are,
and you will find them.
- Epictetus
The greatest mistake you can make in life
is to be continually fearing you will make one.
- Elbert Hubbard
If you are lonely when you're alone, you are in bad company.
- Jean-Paul Sartre
The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.
- Terry Goodkind
The only questions that really matter are the ones you ask yourself.
- Ursula K. Le Guin
Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
- Native American Proverb
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump
When you do your best
you learn to accept yourself
- don Miguel Ruiz
If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)
Study the past, if you would divine the future.
- Confucius
You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous
Look at everything as though you were seeing it
either for the first or last time.
Then your time on earth will be filled with glory.
- Betty Smith
You cannot build character and courage by
taking away a man's initiative and independence.
- Abraham Lincoln
Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach
"To know" is to know that you know nothing.
That is the meaning of true knowledge.
- Confucius
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth.
- Ludwig Boerne
The farther backward you can look,
the farther forward you can see.
- Winston Churchill
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.
- Epictetus
If you shut the door to all errors,
truth will be shut out.
- Rabindranath Tagore
As soon as you trust yourself,
you will know how to live.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
How do you want to be remembered?
Live life full out - Begin today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life is what you make it.
- Anonymous
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority,
it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain
You have a choice about the perspective you take on life.
See tragedy, and the world is tragic -
see beauty, and the world is beautiful.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Life has its own hidden forces which you can only discover by living.
- Soren Kierkegaard
You uncover what is,
when you get rid of what isn't.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
If you begin to understand what you are
without trying to change it,
then what you are undergoes a transformation.
- J. Krishnamurti
If evil be spoken of you
and it be true, correct yourself,
if it be a lie, laugh at it.
- Epictetus
It's not what you look at that matters,
it's what you see.
- Henry David Thoreau
The trouble is,
if you don't risk anything,
you risk even more.
- Erica Jong
Powerful Dreams Inspire Powerful Action.
When you can taste, smell, and touch your dreams,
you can enroll the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You can easily judge the character of others
by how they treat those who can
do nothing for them or to them.
- Malcolm S. Forbes
The only wealth which you will keep forever
is the wealth you have given away.
- Marcus Aurelius
If you realize that all things change,
there is nothing you will try to hold on to.
If you are not afraid of dying,
there is nothing you cannot achieve.
- Lao Tzu
You do ill if you praise, but worse
if you censure, what you do not understand.
- Leonardo da Vinci
If you want peace, stop fighting.
If you want peace of mind,
stop fighting with your thoughts.
- Peter McWilliams
What you plant now, you will harvest later.
- Og Mandino
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