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Motivational Gag Quotes

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Dumbo! C'mon, fly! Open them ears!
The magic feather was just a gag!
You can fly! Honest, you can!
- Timothy Q. Mouse in the movie Dumbo

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You're standing on the threshold of success.
Don't look down, it'll make you dizzy.
- the character Timothy Q. Mouse in the Walt Disney movie Dumbo

To live is to choose. But to choose well,
you must know who you are and what you stand for,
where you want to go and why you want to get there.
- Kofi Annan

Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Thank you for joining me on this journey we call life,
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
- Confucius

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is
whatever you ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson


 

Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)

Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nearly everything you do is of no importance,
but it is important that you do it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Unless you try to do something
beyond what you have already mastered,
you will never grow.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is what you make it.
- Anonymous

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton

You grow up the day you have
your first real laugh - at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore

Life has its own hidden forces which you can only discover by living.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Smile, and the world smiles with you.
- Anonymous

The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.
- Joseph Campbell

It's not what you look at that matters,
it's what you see.
- Henry David Thoreau

One of the surest ways to cause
yourself great suffering
is to insist upon being right -
to demand that all others view life
exactly as you view it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your life becomes what you believe.
- Jewel

As soon as you trust yourself,
you will know how to live.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You cannot be totally committed sometimes.
- A Course In Miracles

You do ill if you praise, but worse
if you censure, what you do not understand.
- Leonardo da Vinci

When you ask the wrong question,
you usually get a nonsense answer.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Know that you have a choice about
everything you do and everything you do not do.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Beware, lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
- Aesop

When you are content to be simply yourself
and don't compare or compete,
everybody will respect you.
- Lao Tzu

You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous

You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra

You have to know how to accept rejection, and reject acceptance.
- Ray Bradbury

You cannot build character and courage by
taking away a man's initiative and independence.
- Abraham Lincoln

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.
- Thomas Jefferson
(also attributed to Benjamin Franklin and Lord Chesterfield)

It's not whether you get knocked down;
it's whether you get back up.
- Vince Lombardi

You create stress in your life by getting angry,
and you can instantly remove
that stress by granting forgiveness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You will never find time for anything.
If you want time you must make it.
- Charles Buxton

If you want reality to be different than it is,
you might as well try to teach a cat to bark.
- Byron Katie

You can fool all the people some of the time,
and some of the people all the time,
but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
- Abraham Lincoln (sometimes attributed to P. T. Barnum)

Do not seek to bring things to pass
in accordance with your wishes,
but wish for them as they are,
and you will find them.
- Epictetus

Life is like a game of cards.
The hand you are dealt is determinism;
the way you play it is free will.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

All your anxiety is because of your desire for harmony.
Seek disharmony, then you will gain peace.
- Rumi

To be conscious that you are ignorant
is a great step to knowledge.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Pride comes in two flavors -
be careful which you choose -
choose honor, not ego.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
- Lewis Carroll

There are some things you learn best in calm,
and some in storm.
- Willa Cather

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
- Socrates

Life is not about how fast you run
or how high you climb
but how well you bounce.
- Vivian Komori

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
- Oscar Wilde

Even the truth, when believed, is a lie.
You must experience the truth, not believe it.
- Werner Erhard

Simply put, you believe that things
or people make you unhappy,
but this is not accurate.
You make yourself unhappy.
- Wayne Dyer

The things of this world exist;
they are; you can't refuse them.
- Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching - Book One #2 - version by Ursula K. Le Guin

You cannot teach a man anything;
you can only help him find it within himself.
- Galileo Galilei

If you love what you are doing, you ARE a success.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Who were you before you put yourself last.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

In silence you hear who you are becoming.
You create yourself.
- Jewel

Whatever you do may seem insignificant to you,
but it is most important that you do it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Before you criticize a man,
walk a mile in his shoes.
- Anonymous

What you plant now, you will harvest later.
- Og Mandino

If you have health, you probably will be happy,
and if you have health and happiness,
you have all the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want.
- Elbert Hubbard

For everything you have missed,
you have gained something else,
and for everything you gain,
you lose something else.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nurture your mind with great thoughts,
for you will never go any higher than you think.
- Benjamin Disraeli

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Your thoughts create your reality.
Your mind is more powerful than you know.
- Neale Donald Walsch

See life as ugly and painful - if you choose,
or see it as beautiful and joyful.
There is no inherent meaning in life.
We give life its meaning.
It's our Choice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers.
You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.
- Naguib Mahfouz

One thing I know: the only ones among you
who will be really happy are those
who will have sought and found how to serve.
- Albert Schweitzer

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry,
that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware
of having no good reason for thinking as you do.
- Bertrand Russell

You have a choice about the perspective you take on life.
See tragedy, and the world is tragic -
see beauty, and the world is beautiful.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When you argue with reality,
you lose - but only always.
- Byron Katie

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes.
- Maimonides


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