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Motivational Drunk Quotes

May these quotes about Drunk inspire and motivate you.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

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Creationists make it sound as though a "theory'
is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- Isaac Asimov

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning
I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill

He is a drunkard who takes more than
three glasses though he be not drunk.
- Epictetus


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Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered.
He consists only of one quality: witnessing.
This small word witnessing contains the whole of spirituality.
Witness that you are not the body.
Witness that you are not the mind.
Witness that you are only a witness.
As the witnessing deepens,
you start becoming drunk with the divine.
That is what is called ecstasy.
- Osho

I have been brought up and trained to have
the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
- Winston Churchill

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck


 

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2

I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
- Albert Einstein

A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman

Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
- William Shakespeare

Health is the greatest possession.
Contentment is the greatest treasure.
Confidence is the greatest friend.
Non-being is the greatest joy.
- Lao Tzu

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

A friend is someone who knows all about you,
and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard

The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you,
whose presence calls forth your best.
- Epictetus

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
- Henry David Thoreau

Never cease loving a person, and never give up hope for him,
for even the prodigal son who had fallen most low,
could still be saved; the bitterest enemy
and also he who was your friend could again be your friend;
love that has grown cold can kindle
- Soren Kierkegaard

If you wish to succeed in life,
make perseverance your bosom friend,
experience your wise counselor,
caution your elder brother,
and hope your guardian genius.
- Joseph Addison

A friend is a present you give yourself.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

If I mayn't tell you what I feel,
what is the use of a friend?
- William Makepeace Thackeray

The language of Friendship is not words, but meanings.
It is an intelligence above language.
- Henry David Thoreau

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
- Euripides

When you part from your friend, you grieve not;
For that which you love most in him may be
clearer in his absence,
as the mountain to the climber
is clearer from the plain.
- Khalil Gibran

Love is the only force capable of
transforming an enemy into friend.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there.
- Anonymous

The happiest moments my heart knows are those in which
it is pouring forth its affections to a few esteemed characters.
- Thomas Jefferson

So long as we are loved by others,
I would almost say that we are indispensable;
and no man is useless while he has a friend.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

A brother is a friend given by Nature.
- Jean Baptiste Legouve

A true friend is the one who
walks in when others walk out.
- Walter Winchell

A true friend sees the good in everything,
and brings out the best in the worst of things.
- Sasha Azevedo

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar,
but I cherish the friend who for me
does not consult his calendar.
- Robert Brault

Choose a friend as thou dost a wife,
till death separate you.
- William Penn

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is one before whom I can think aloud.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Phillips

The only reward of virtue is virtue;
the only way to have a friend is to be one.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The proper office of a friend is to side with you
when you are in the wrong.
Nearly anybody will side with you when you are in the right.
- Mark Twain

Time is my friend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Better to be a nettle in the side of your friend than his echo.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

A true friend is a source of strength and hope.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A friend is someone who understands my past,
believes in my future,
and accepts me just the way I am.
- Anonymous

We can never replace a friend.
When a man is fortunate enough to have several,
he finds they are all different.
No one has a double in friendship.
- Johann Schiller

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well
wishes it for my sake.
- Anonymous

I choose you as my friend, and rejoice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your friend is the man who knows all about you,
and still likes you.
- Elbert Hubbard

A friend is someone who won't stop
until he finds you and brings you home.
- Fraser Sr. in the movie Due South

A friend knows the song in my heart
and sings it to me when my memory fails.
- Donna Roberts

A true friend is a rock upon whom you can depend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
- Anonymous

I live to experience something new each day -
to learn something new,
meet a new friend,
bring joy into someone's life,
feel the wind newly on my skin,
touch a new fear, a new anger,
and with focused intent and good fortune,
find an ample measure of my own joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

An insincere and evil friend is more
to be feared than a wild beast;
a wild beast may wound your body,
but an evil friend will wound your mind.
- The Buddha

A true friend never gets in your way
unless you happen to be going down.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

Life without a friend is like death without a witness.
- Spanish proverb

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
- Anais Nin

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
- Jerome Cummings

You are my friend when you can guard my failure,
challenge my thought and celebrate my success.
- Anonymous

A best friend is like a four leaf clover,
hard to find and lucky to have.
- Anonymous

A friend in need is a friend indeed.
- Latin Proverb

The best mirror is an old friend.
- Proverb

A friend to all is a friend to none.
- Aristotle

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship,
we must love our friend for their sakes
rather than for our own.
- Charlotte Bronte

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
- John Leonard

Everyone has a "best friend" during each stage of life,
but only a precious few have the same one.
- Anonymous

A holiday, the day I first named you, "friend."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
- Harry S. Truman

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
- Elisabeth Foley

A single rose can be my garden...
a single friend, my world.
- Leo Buscaglia


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