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Rita Rudner Quotes

I hope you find these Rita Rudner Quotes inspiring and motivational.

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Related topics: Funny Cynical Marriage

When I eventually met Mr. Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy,
the first question I ask myself is:
is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner

Whenever I date a guy, I think,
"Is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?"
- Rita Rudner


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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


My boyfriend and I broke up.
He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
- Rita Rudner

I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear
are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner


 

The obscure we see eventually.
The completely obvious,
it seems, takes longer.
- Edward R. Murrow

Fear of something is at the root of hate for others,
and hate within will eventually destroy the hater.
- George Washington Carver

I believe that everything happens for a reason.
People change so that you can learn to let go,
things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right,
you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself,
and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
- Marilyn Monroe

My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges

If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it,
people will eventually come to believe it.
- Joseph Goebbels (Minister of Propaganda in Nazi Germany)

The end of the human race will be that
it will eventually die of civilization.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's a world of difference between truth and facts.
Facts can obscure truth.
- Maya Angelou

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

What we think, we become.
All that we are arises with our thoughts.
With our thoughts, we make the world.
- The Buddha

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous
than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The greatest hazard of all, losing one's self,
can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Let him that would move the world first move himself.
- Socrates

Choose the World You See,
and See the World You Choose.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The world you see has nothing to do with reality.
It is of your own making and does not exist.
- A Course In Miracles

Build a better mousetrap
and the world will beat a path to your door.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most incomprehensible thing about the world
is that it is comprehensible.
- Albert Einstein

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.
Live your life so that when you die,
the world cries and you rejoice.
- Indian Proverb

The world will persist in exhibiting before you
what you persist in affirming the world is.
- Emma Curtis Hopkins

You have a choice about the perspective you take on life.
See tragedy, and the world is tragic -
see beauty, and the world is beautiful.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

"Go to the people and live among them
in order to know them and learn from them.
- Jimmy Yen

For time and the world do not stand still.
Change is the law of life.
And those who look only to the past or the present
are certain to miss the future.
- John F. Kennedy

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful,
we must carry it with us or we find it not.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

In this world there is always danger
for those who are afraid of it.
- George Bernard Shaw

The bulk of the world's knowledge is an imaginary construction.
- Helen Keller

Smile, and the world smiles with you.
- Anonymous

To know the whole world is nothing
when it is compared to knowing your own inner mystery of life.
- Osho

The world is incomprehensible.
We won't ever understand it;
we won't ever unravel its secrets.
Thus we must treat the world as it is:
a sheer mystery.
- Carlos Castaneda

Say NO to the demands of the world.
Say YES to the longings of your own heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In the world there is nothing more
submissive and weak than water.
Yet for attacking that which is hard and strong,
nothing can surpass it.
- Lao Tzu

We should not pretend to understand the world
only by the intellect.
The judgment of the intellect
is only part of the truth.
- Carl Jung

Powerful Dreams Inspire Powerful Action.
When you can taste, smell, and touch your dreams,
you can enroll the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize
how little we understand about life,
ourselves, and the world around us.
- Socrates

The things of this world exist;
they are; you can't refuse them.
- Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching - Book One #2 - version by Ursula K. Le Guin

Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world.
For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
- Margaret Mead

Give me a lever long enough
and a fulcrum on which to place it,
and I shall move the world.
- Archimedes

Do not attempt to conquer the world with force,
for force only causes resistance.
- Lao Tzu

The traveler sees what he sees,
the tourist sees what he has come to see.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit.
Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever,
even if your whole world seems upset.
- Saint Francis de Sales

People seem not to see that
their opinion of the world
is also a confession of character.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

By letting it go it all gets done.
The world is won by those who let it go.
But when you try and try.
The world is beyond the winning.
- Lao Tzu

We are powerless to redesign the world,
but we have infinite power to create our appreciation of it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The softest things in the world overcome
the hardest things in the world.
- Lao Tzu

The world is moved along, not only
by the mighty shoves of its heroes,
but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes
of each honest worker.
- Helen Keller

Reality is what you believe it to be.
It's what you put your thought and energy into,
because your hands physically manifest thought.
So your world becomes what you feel and what you think.
- Jewel

The world is perfect the way it is.
- Werner Erhard

People do not seem to realize that
their opinion of the world
is also a confession of character.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Laugh, and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
But has trouble enough of its own.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

The best and most beautiful things in the world
cannot be seen or even touched.
They must be felt with the heart.
- Helen Keller

It's not what you take when
you leave this world behind you.
It's what you leave behind you when you go.
- Randy Travis

To know what you prefer
instead of humbly saying Amen
to what the world tells you you ought to prefer,
is to have kept your soul alive.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

You are the most powerful cultural force in the world.
- William J. Clinton

What the caterpillar calls the end of the world,
the master calls a butterfly.
- Richard Bach

If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely.
It is absolutely touch and go.
Each one of us could make the difference.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

To be yourself in a world that
is constantly trying to make you something else
is the greatest accomplishment.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe,
our class, and our nation;
and this means we must develop a world perspective.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Change your thoughts and you change your world.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Dream up the world you want to live in. Dream out loud.
- Bono

The world is not dangerous because of those who do harm
but because of those who look at it without doing anything.
- Albert Einstein

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Like an Eagle, May You Always Soar
High Above the Troubles of the World.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around.
- Henry David Thoreau

Let there be peace on earth.
And let it begin with me.
- Jill Jackson Miller

Be Counterpoint to the Clamor of the World.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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