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Ray Romano Quotes

I hope you find these Ray Romano Quotes inspiring and motivational.

If my father had hugged me even once,
I'd be an accountant right now.
- Ray Romano

Related topics: Dad

People are going to see both of us and think it's an
Abbott and Costello kind of thing.
It's not an easy switch.
It's not an easy transition from TV to film.
- Ray Romano

I love standup and I haven't given it up.
- Ray Romano

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.
- Ray Romano


 

I have the show because I'm insecure.
It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic,
that makes me need the audience.
- Ray Romano

My wife gets all the money I make.
I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
- Ray Romano

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite,
but you also want to play a different character.
- Ray Romano


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The comics that are just conversing with you up there
and drawing on their own life,
yeah, I guess so.
I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor,
but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me,
were guys who were just talking to you about their life.
- Ray Romano

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then
that is the smart thing to do,
or you can go either way.
You can just do the same character over and over again
and make a different comedy like over and over again.
- Ray Romano

My Father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
- Spike Milligan

Oh, Shrek. Don't worry.
Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy
and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
- the movie Shrek 2

My father would take me to the playground,
and put me on mood swings.
- Jay London

My father always used to say that when you die,
if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
- Lee Iacocca

So your father, or your mother,
never thought you were good enough - SO WHAT?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It doesn't matter who my father was.
It matters who I remember he was.
- Anne Sexton

It is a wise father that knows his own child.
- William Shakespeare

Confused Memories of Childhood:
Hate to my father, cruel hate,
confused with love - a mix not great.
The man I love - the man I hate;
the man I want to emulate.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most important thing a father
can do for his children
is to love their mother.
- Henry Ward Beecher

The existence of an anthropomorphic
"Father-figure" deity is not impossible,
merely exceptionally improbable and illogical.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards
than being a father to my children.
- Bill Cosby

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges

Dear Father in heaven, I'm not a praying man,
but if you're up there and you can hear me ...
show me the way... show me the way.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother
rather than all major credit cards.
- Robert Orben

When a father gives to his son, both laugh;
when a son gives to his father, both cry.
- William Shakespeare

A man cannot speak to his son, but as a father;
to his wife, but as a husband;
to his enemy, but upon terms:
whereas a friend may speak, as the case requires,
and not as it sorteth with the person.
- Francis Bacon

My father considered a walk among the mountains
as the equivalent of churchgoing.
- Aldous Huxley

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect,
not even my mother.
- Broderick Crawford

A father is always making his baby into a little woman.
And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
- Enid Bagnold

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth.
Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
- Dick Clark

Whenever I fail as a father or husband...
a toy and a diamond always works.
- Shahrukh Khan

I would never have done what I'd done if I'd considered
my father as somebody I wanted to please.
- Robert Mapplethorpe

Aeneas carried his aged father on his back from the
ruins of Troy and so do we all,
whether we like it or not, perhaps even if we have never known them.
- Angela Carter

When did it become a problem to be a small businessman
and become successful? The small businessman -
like my father,
or like me?
- Glenn Beck

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you
must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example.
My father wasn't perfect.
- Adam Sandler

Family life was wonderful.
The streets were bleak.
The playgrounds were bleak.
But home was always warm.
My mother and father had a great relationship.
I always felt 'safe' there.
- Robert Cormier

I grew up not liking my father very much.
I never saw him cry.
But he must have.
Everybody cries.
- Charley Pride

I was raised Catholic, but my father's people were Methodist,
so we went to both churches.
- Aaron Neville

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man.
He was a baker.
- Anthony Hopkins

My father wants me to be like my brother,
but I can't be.
- Robert Mapplethorpe

There's really no point in having children if you're
not going to be home enough to father them.
- Anthony Edwards

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts
catching up with Mother Nature.
- Harold Coffin

I'm a fun father, but not a good father.
The hard decisions always went to my wife.
- John Lithgow

My father and I have a very good relationship.
We always got along.
But I always scold him.
- Amy Sedaris

I was raised by free-spirited people,
though my father gave me a very strong work ethic.
- Diane Lane

I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.
- H. G. Wells

When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb.
After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to
find out how much he'd learned in three years.
- Frank Butler

I pressed my father's hand and told him I would protect his grave with my life.
My father smiled and passed away to the spirit land.
- Chief Joseph

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning
and watches the Discovery Channel.
I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
- Jeff Foxworthy

My father was something of a rainbow-chaser.
- Marc Davis

Being a father to my family and a husband is to me
much more important than what I did in the business.
- Tom Bosley

I just wish I could understand my father.
- Michael Jackson

It is my feeling that Time ripens all things;
with Time all things are revealed; Time is the father of truth.
- Francois Rabelais

The best money advice ever given me was from my father.
When I was a little girl, he told me,
'Don't spend anything unless you have to.'
- Dinah Shore

Feels good to try, but playing a father,
I'm getting a little older.
I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
- Adam Sandler

My father taught me that the only way you can make
good at anything is to practice,
and then practice some more.
- Pete Rose

The only important thing I have to say is that my father
never fought against his country.
- Zinedine Zidane

She got her looks from her father.
He's a plastic surgeon.
- Groucho Marx

That is the thankless position of the father in the family -
the provider for all,
and the enemy of all.
- August Strindberg

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
- George Herbert

So my father was a person who never lied to me.
If I had a question, he answered it.
I knew a lot of things at a young age because I was intrigued.
- Nick Cannon

Time is the father of truth, its mother is our mind.
- Giordano Bruno

No, I never thought about my father's money as my money.
- Christie Hefner

When you have a good mother and no father,
God kind of sits in.
It's not enough, but it helps.
- Dick Gregory

Because of my father, we are that Shining City on a Hill.
- Michael Reagan

My father was a farmer and my mother was a farmer,
but, my childhood was very good.
I am very grateful for my childhood,
because it was full of gladness and good humanity.
- Roberto Benigni

Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
- Gloria Steinem

My father...
had sharper eyes than the rest of our people.
- Chief Joseph

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

But the love of adventure was in father's blood.
- Buffalo Bill

Growing up, I've enjoyed hunting with my father.
- Dale Earnhardt


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