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Mo Rocca Quotes

I hope you find these Mo Rocca Quotes inspiring and motivational.

I bruise like a grape.
- Mo Rocca

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues
if there is some dissent,
some conflict.
- Mo Rocca

If there's one thing that everyone can agree on,
it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.
- Mo Rocca

Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls
at the back should not be taken seriously.
- Mo Rocca


 

No, no, no separate but equal...
never the twain shall meet.
And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest
in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.
- Mo Rocca

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event,
rather than the event itself.
People dying is never funny.
Protest puppets are always funny.
- Mo Rocca

It's one of my favorite things to do,
watch TV and stretch.
I'm so flexible.
I can put my legs behind my head.
I want to be the most flexible person in the world.
- Mo Rocca


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I can't be everything to everyone.
Send me your specs.
- Mo Rocca

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.
- Mo Rocca

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny.
If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced
that other people will think it is,
well they won't.
- Mo Rocca

I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte.
People would never see me if I turned sideways.
- Mo Rocca

I am a kamikaze gadfly.
- Mo Rocca

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
- Mo Rocca

Honestly we never lied to people about who we were.
Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects,
aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out.
- Mo Rocca

You proceed from a false assumption:
I have no ego to bruise.
- Leonard Nimoy

A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a child.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy ax without an edge,
fitter to bruise than polish.
- Anne Bradstreet

The only actor who I think probably might have possibly
taken a swing at me if he could have would be Burt Reynolds.
He used to call Roger and me the Bruise Brothers,
out of Chicago.
- Gene Siskel

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.
- Dolly Parton

You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.
- Joseph Campbell

Choose the World You See,
and See the World You Choose.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Powerful Dreams Inspire Powerful Action.
When you can taste, smell, and touch your dreams,
you can enroll the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest mistake you can make in life
is to be continually fearing you will make one.
- Elbert Hubbard

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
- Amelia Earhart

Move out of your comfort zone. You can only
grow if you are willing to feel awkward and
uncomfortable when you try something new.
- Brian Tracy

You can't cross the sea merely by
standing and staring at the water.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Faith is taking the first step,
even when you don't see the whole staircase.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

How do you want to be remembered?
Live life full out - Begin today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As you awaken,
may your dreams greet you by name,
and may you answer, "Yes!"
- Mary Anne Radmacher

In order to succeed, you must first be willing to fail.
- Anonymous

Change what you see,
by changing how you see.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is
whatever you ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

Life is as easy or as hard as you think it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Celebrate what you want to see more of.
- Tom Peters

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whatever you do, you need courage.
Whatever course you decide upon,
there is always someone to tell you
that you are wrong.
There are always difficulties arising
that tempt you to believe your critics are right.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Take time to play!
Ask for what you want.
Laugh.
Live loudly.
Be avid.
Learn a new thing.
Be Yourself!
- Mary Anne Radmacher

It's not whether you get knocked down;
it's whether you get back up.
- Vince Lombardi

You do not need anyone's permission to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed
by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do.
So throw off the bowlines.
Sail away from the safe harbor.
Catch the trade winds in your sails.
Explore. Dream. Discover.
- widely misattributed to Mark Twain

If the only prayer you said in your whole life was,
Thank you, that would suffice.
- Meister Eckhart

"Hurry up" ranks right up there with "you need to"
as a destroyer of our humanity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Simply do your best, and you will avoid
self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
- Bill Cosby

It is the friends you can call up at 4 A.M. that matter.
- Marlene Dietrich

Don't Take Anything Personally.
Nothing others do is because of you.
- Miguel Angel Ruiz (don Miguel Ruiz)

A friend is someone who knows all about you,
and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard

Sing like no one's listening,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like nobody's watching,
and live like its heaven on earth.
- Mark Twain

Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer.
You have only to persevere to save yourselves.
- Winston Churchill

If you wait for opportunities to occur,
you will be one of the crowd.
- Edward de Bono

I challenge you to make your life a masterpiece.
I challenge you to join the ranks of those people
who live what they teach, who walk their talk.
- Tony Robbins

Do not let what you cannot do
interfere with what you can do.
- John Wooden

You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous

Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

The great pleasure in life is doing
what people say you cannot do.
- Walter Bagehot

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

People will forget what you said,
people will forget what you did,
but people will never forget
how you made them feel.
- Maya Angelou

May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
- Robert H. Schuller

The key to everything is patience.
You get the chicken by hatching the egg,
not by smashing it open.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

You need to make a commitment,
and once you make it,
then life will give you some answers.
- Les Brown

The question is not what you look at, but what you see.
- Henry David Thoreau

Live boldly. Laugh Loudly. Love Truly.
Play as often as you can
Work as smart as you are able.
Share your heart as deeply as you can reach.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

If you're doing your best,
you won't have any time to worry about failure.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.


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