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Max Eastman Quotes

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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
- Max Eastman

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It is art that makes life, makes interest,
makes importance and I know of no substitute whatever
for the force and beauty of its process.
- Max Eastman

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.
- Max Eastman

A liberal mind is a mind that is able to imagine itself believing anything.
- Max Eastman


 

I don't know why it is we are in such a hurry to get up when we fall down.
You might think we would lie there and rest for a while.
- Max Eastman

The worst enemy of human hope is not brute facts,
but men of brains who will not face them.
- Max Eastman

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together.
- Max Eastman


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A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke.
- Max Eastman

Classic art was the art of necessity:
modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice and chance.
- Max Eastman

Robert Benchley has a style that is weak and lies down frequently to rest.
- Max Eastman

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one,
that proves you have a sense of humor.
- Max Eastman

People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually
not neutral but in favor of the status quo.
- Max Eastman

A smile is the universal welcome.
- Max Eastman

The defining function of the artist is to cherish consciousness.
- Max Eastman

Emotion is the surest arbiter of a poetic choice,
and it is the priest of all supreme unions in the mind.
- Max Eastman

A joke is not a thing but a process,
a trick you play on the listener's mind.
You start him off toward a plausible goal,
and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at
all or just where he didn't expect to go.
- Max Eastman

Some people wanted champagne and caviar
when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I am fond of pigs.
Dogs look up to us.
Cats look down on us.
Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like
humans or they will treat you like dogs.
- Martha Scott

Women and cats will do as they please,
and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
- Robert A. Heinlein

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner

The only weights I lift are my dogs.
- Olivia Newton-John

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
- Charles de Gaulle

I'm looking more like my dogs every day -
it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.
- Christine McVie

Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage,
or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb,
with great labor, and incessant anxiety,
but never reach the top.
- Robert Browning

The trees in Siberia are miles apart,
that is why the dogs are so fast.
- Bob Hope

I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag,
motherhood and the Bible.
That's why people love me.
- Art Linkletter

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs,
but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.
- Angus Young

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs,
and patronizes human beings.
- Oliver Herford

I used to love dogs until I discovered cats.
- Nafisa Joseph

You read a script and its based on 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction',
and it goes right in the bin.
- Tim Roth

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
- Aldous Huxley

I was a dog in a past life.
Really.
I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take.
Like, Hey, I know him.
- William H. Macy

Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
- Leo Rosten

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves.
- August Strindberg

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children,
as they are already stretched and pulled to such a
length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
- Robert Benchley

Dogs are my favorite people.
- Richard Dean Anderson

I've been very successful doing voices in movies.
I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore,
and I did Cats and Dogs.
My children came to some of the sessions.
- Joe Pantoliano

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.
- Diogenes

I don't wear fur and I understand their cause.
I am the biggest animal lover in the world.
I have four dogs and two horses, and I have rescued animals all my life.
- Gisele Bundchen

I'm at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon.
I've got my dogs as surrogates, but I'm ready for kids.
- Michael Bay

I also like men who like dogs.
I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.
- Kristin Davis

There are two things that won't last long in this world,
and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.
- Lee Trevino

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
- Jean Harlow

Any man who does not like dogs and want them about
does not deserve to be in the White House.
- Calvin Coolidge

My feet are dogs.
- Rudolf Nureyev

I have Social Disease.
I have to go out every night.
If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
- Andy Warhol

In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked
woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about
hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.
- Robert Klein

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno...
I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.
- Ted Nugent

These are the stories the Dogs tell,
when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
- Clifford D. Simak

I think women are natural caretakers.
They take care of everybody.
They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs,
and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.
- Reese Witherspoon

Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh,
which can't be too big of a surprise.
- Tony Snow

I wish I could go home.
I've been on the road since May.
I wonder if my dogs still remember me.
- Brendan Fraser

That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs
are compelled to snarl occasionally.
- William Feather

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick.
I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never
looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
- Mitch Hedberg

We have a couple of dogs, but I wouldn't describe myself as an animal person.
- Pamela Stephenson

First you learn a new language, profanity;
and second you learn not to discipline your dogs when you're mad,
and that's most of the time when you're training dogs.
- Lou Schultz

One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd.
- Greg Louganis

I'm an introvert...
I love being by myself, love being outdoors,
love taking a long walk with my dogs and looking at the trees,
flowers, the sky.
- Audrey Hepburn

I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets,
but I always had at least two dogs.
- Connie Stevens

I'm a grandmother with dogs and nice friends here in the Rocky mountains.
Ever see the movie A River Runs Through It? That's where I live.
It's beautiful, no two ways about it.
- Margot Kidder

I love dogs.
They live in the moment and don't care about anything
except affection and food.
They're loyal and happy.
Humans are just too damn complicated.
- David Duchovny

If you live among dogs, keep a stick.
After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!
- Nikita Khrushchev

You will find that the woman who is really kind to
dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men.
- Max Beerbohm

I walk my dogs.
I garden a little.
I play a bit of tennis.
Basically when I have spare time I'm making music.
- Bill Mumy

I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs
than by some people I've known.
- Bob Barker

Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight.
- Marilyn vos Savant

Reservoir Dogs is a small film, and part of its charm
was that it was a small film.
I'd probably make it for $3 million now so I'd have more breathing room.
- Quentin Tarantino

Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
- Joseph Stalin

When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal.
If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual,
or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual,
I stood to arms.
- Frank James


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