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Bob Newhart Quotes

I hope you find these Bob Newhart Quotes inspiring and motivational.

Laughter gives us distance.
It allows us to step back from an event,
deal with it and then move on.
- Bob Newhart

Related topics: Life Human-Nature Psychology

Laughter is the best medicine.
- Anonymous

Whoever undertakes to set himself up
as a judge of Truth and Knowledge
is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
- Albert Einstein

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
- Mark Twain


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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

Through humor, you can soften some
of the worst blows that life delivers.
And once you find laughter,
no matter how painful your situation might be,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

Tears and laughter cleanse the heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

While the laughter of joy is in
full harmony with our deeper life,
the laughter of amusement
should be kept apart from it.
The danger is too great of thus learning
to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery,
and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.
- Lewis Carroll

The human race has one really effective weapon,
and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain

One can never speak enough of the virtues,
the dangers, the power of shared laughter.
- Francoise Sagan

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
- e. e. cummings

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship,
and it is far the best ending for one.
- Oscar Wilde

May love and laughter light your days,
and warm your heart and home.
May good and faithful friends be yours,
wherever you may roam.
May peace and plenty bless your world
with joy that long endures.
May all life's passing seasons
bring the best to you and yours.
- Irish Blessing

A sense of humor... is needed armor.
Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips
is a sign that the person down deep
has a pretty good grasp of life.
- Hugh Sidey

This is my wish for you:
Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to kiss your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Hugs when spirits sag,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Faith so that you can believe,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
Love to complete your life.
- Anonymous

Believe in the goodness of life.
Believe in the power of time to heal and to renew.
Believe in the power of forgiveness and gratitude.
Believe in the gift of rainbows and butterflies.
Believe in the laughter of children.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Joy's smile is much closer to tears than laughter.
- Victor Hugo

May God grant you always...
A sunbeam to warm you,
a moonbeam to charm you,
a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you.
Laughter to you.
Faithful friends near you.
And whenever you pray,
Heaven to hear you.
- Irish Blessing

Laugh at yourself and at life.
Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity,
but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain,
cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective
that seemingly terrible defeat and worry
with laughter at your predicaments,
thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution
that is certain to come. Never take yourself too seriously.
- Og Mandino

Laughter is day, and sobriety is night;
a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both,
more bewitching than either.
- Henry Ward Beecher

All that this world needs is a good cleansing of the heart
of all the inhibitions of the past.
And laughter and tears can do both.
Tears will take out all the agony that is hidden inside you
and laughter will take all that is preventing your ecstasy.
Once you have learned the art you will be immensely surprised.
- Osho

To know yet to think that one does not know is best;
Not to know yet to think that one knows
will lead to difficulty.
- Lao Tzu

May you never forget what is worth remembering,
or remember what is best forgotten.
- Anonymous

The fox has many tricks.
The hedgehog has but one.
But that is the best of all.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

There are some things you learn best in calm,
and some in storm.
- Willa Cather

Simply do your best, and you will avoid
self-judgment, self-abuse and regret.
- don Miguel Ruiz

In times of great stress or adversity,
it's always best to keep busy,
to plow your anger and your energy
into something positive.
- Lee Iacocca

The Four Agreements
1.Be impeccable with your word.
2.Don't take anything personally.
3.Don't make assumptions.
4.Always do your best.
- don Miguel Ruiz

If a man empties his purse into his head,
no man can take it away from him.
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.
- Benjamin Franklin

Life is best when I wish neither to hurry the future nor to slow it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We fear both the best and the worst in life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A good example is the best sermon.
- Benjamin Franklin

He who knows best knows how little he knows.
- Thomas Jefferson

In the practice of tolerance,
one's enemy is the best teacher.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

The best of a book is not the thought which it contains,
but the thought which it suggests;
just as the charm of music dwells not in the tones
but in the echoes of our hearts.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.
- Terry Goodkind

Work Hard. Do your best. Keep your word.
Never get too big for your britches.
Trust in God. Have no fear;
and Never forget a friend.
- Harry S. Truman

Experience is the best teacher.
- Proverb

Health is the greatest gift,
contentment the greatest wealth,
faithfulness the best relationship.
- The Buddha

When the best leader's work is done the people say,
"We did it ourselves."
- Lao Tzu

The best things in life are free.
- Anonymous

When you do your best
you learn to accept yourself
- don Miguel Ruiz

A leader is best when people barely know he exists;
when his work is done, his aim fulfilled,
they will say: we did it ourselves.
- Lao Tzu

The best way to cheer yourself
is to try to cheer someone else up.
- Mark Twain

Make the best use of what is in your power,
and take the rest as it happens.
- Epictetus

The key is to keep company only with people who uplift you,
whose presence calls forth your best.
- Epictetus

A man's good name is his best monument
- from an old churchyard at Lockerbie, Scotland

The season of failure is the best time
for sowing the seeds of success.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

I want it said of me by those who knew me best,
that I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower
where I thought a flower would grow.
- Abraham Lincoln

I do the very best I know how -
the very best I can;
and I mean to keep on doing so until the end.
- Abraham Lincoln

Do the best you can. Be proud of your accomplishments -
without comparing yourself to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We all have a social mask, right?
We put it on, we go out, put our
best foot forward, our best image.
But behind that social mask is a personal truth,
what we really, really believe
about who we are and what we're capable of.
- Phil McGraw

When we do the best that we can,
we never know what miracle is wrought in our life,
or in the life of another.
- Helen Keller

One's philosophy is not best expressed in words;
it is expressed in the choices one makes...
and the choices we make
are ultimately our responsibility.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Be yourself. There is nothing more for you to do
than to be the best YOU that you can be -
with no imitation, no pretense, no guilt, no shame.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Use what talents you possess.
The woods would be very silent
if no birds sang there,
except those that sang best.
- Henry Van Dyke

My experience has been that work is
almost the best way to pull oneself out of the depths.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes you get the results you wanted,
sometimes you don't.
What matters is that you did your best.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The best cure for our own self-inflicted suffering
is often service to others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.
- The Buddha

The best way to predict the future is to create it.
- Peter F. Drucker

Tolerance is the first principle of community;
it is the spirit which conserves
the best that all men think.
- Helen Keller

The most successful people in life
are generally those who have the best information.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Write it on your heart that every day
is the best day in the year.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you're doing your best,
you won't have any time to worry about failure.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Success comes from knowing that
you did your best to become the best
that you are capable of becoming.
- John Wooden

I never had a policy;
I have just tried to do my very best each and every day.
- Abraham Lincoln

An optimist is one who makes the best
of what he gets the worst of.
- Anonymous

The best way to gain self-confidence
is to do what you are afraid to do.
- Anonymous

Be the best that you can be.
- Anonymous


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